THE SQUADNow in his 4th season with
the
Elite and the more he plays the further back he goes. He got the vote
for the best dressed Elite at the first game and to be honest, apart
from 1 save and one great goal against him, he had f*all to do. In fact
at one point I think I saw him knitting!!
Chopper 1 First time I've seen this
fella play for the Elite and I was impressed. His vision and
understanding of
the game is 2nd only to Jeff Strachan. I would like to point out that
during I think the 3rd game our Chopper, while on a bit of a mazy,
decided to pause for a bit o’ break dancin’ which
had his team mates and sideline clutching their sides in laughter in
what can only be described as "John Travolta meets Rollerland".
Fantastic performance from this fella and the fans look forward to
more, more, more. Scored a great goal but I'm nae sure o’ the
game.
Chopper 2 The Pitch, Count Dracula,
Awuga, I like playing with my tot and I'm a mate o’ Jo Jo's,
the one & only CELTIC MAN in the Elite, Mr Keith
Park. Some performance from the man who has more names than
the Chairman has had jobs. Chopper 2 played an absolute blinder at the
first game and the way he slotted home the first goal for the Elite had
me thinking “is this guy from SOUTH AMERICA?” What
a player, what a man and he very nearly got my vote for man
o’ the match.
Jeffo " the ginger magician" Strachan My, my, my. I almost had a
tear
in my eye when I saw Jeffo give the Chairman a hug before the
festivities. Nae sure if it was affection or he was trying to get to
his wallet!!! Anyhoo, what a performance from Jeffo. He rolled back the
years at the first game and was not only solid but an inspiration to
his team mates. This man is what the Northern Elite is all about and he
has the kind o’ cheeky wee face to get away what could only
be described as a professional "get the f... awa fae that ball!"
...Very very close to my man o’ the match; closer than
Chopper 2!
Mr Greedy What the Northern Elites
Player-Manager can do with that big arse o’ his is legendary.
Young Elite should or could do worse than to watch the Greedy
b......d's technique to see how to hold the ball up and bring folk into
play. I'm sure he will remind us if I'm wrong but I think he scored 1
maybe 2 on the night. Great performance from our Shando and I hope he
keeps playing this season.
WEE G It was truly amazing to see
the
transformation of the spelling man last night in what can only be
described as WEE G no more, enter BIG G (nae prizes for guessing who
ate the pies over the summer) what a fat ..... he's turned out to be.
Trust me sports fans his napper resembles a BEACH BA. Oh and his fitba
on the night was well, lets just say he needs to stop eating. Weeg
received some stick fae the Elite and I'm looking forward to a lot
o’ fun with Jelly Belly this season. He limped off with a
sore toe but I think he realised he was having a STINKER and reached
for the white towel.
Marty Pellow or Night & Day nae sure First night for the Elites
new
found singing sensation Marty P and what a debut he had! niggly wee
b......d as well and I think he could be taking the walk o’
shame a few times this season. Thinking o’ shame, this poor
west coaster does nae have boots! Now knowing that the Northern Elite
like to do their bit for charity, I think they should buy their new
STAR a pair o’ boots. I look forward to watching this
loon’s season and I think he can only get better. Well done
Marty and welcome to the Northern Elite.
Y- Cardy Last but not least, very
rarely
in your life are you fortunate enough to witness a human being perform
on a stage that belonged to him like Jeffo. Our ex-professional rolled
back not only the years but his shorts and all and strolled through the
matches like he was 22 again! Very unlucky not score a heap oh goals,
metal work and some heroics in goals stopped our Fashion Guru but he
did enough to get my MAN O’ THE MATCH. Well done Yeatser keep
it up min & Mind the KITS next week!
ON THE LINE999Our Si was dressed like a
chess
board last night and did a great job keeping the Elite in order by
guiding them to a magnificent performance, raising the question
“has the NEFC found a manager worthy of replacing JEFF
STRACHAN??
Crystal Maze Big shout for Kevin lads
he's
now 39 and the oldest player the NEFC Squad but be warned, I think we
have still to see the best o’ Stachmo and I think this season
he' going to shine, well his napper will.
Chairman Just delighted to be back
with
the troops after being away for far too long, I chatted to him after
the games. He had a great night lads and was proud oh the Elite.
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